Friends are those people

Friends are those people,
Without whom life will never be the same.
They don’t break up with you for silly reasons,
Neither do they throw stupid tantrums.
They don’t expect gifts all the time,
Nor are they fearful of commitment.
They just love you unconditionally.
Happy Valentines day my dear friend.

Pyaar ki aanch se to patthar bhi pighal jata hai

Pyaar ki aanch se to patthar bhi pighal jata hai,
Sache dil se sath de to naseeb bhi badal jata hai,
Pyaar ki rahon par mil jaye sacha hamsafar,
To kitna bhi gira hua insaan bhi sambhal jata hai…

Your love surrounds me

Your love surrounds me like the air that I breathe.
Your kiss touches me as gentle as a breeze.
Your touch is as tender as that of a child.
Your hug is warm, meek, and mild.
Each day we grow older and its plain to see,
The love that you give me is all that I need.
Happy Valentine Day!

It is a nice feeling in the world That

It is a nice feeling in the world That
when someone you love,
loves you in return.
So when you know the one you love has feelings for you,
Never let them go because
it is very difficult to find 2 hearts that beat as 1.
Happy Valentine’s Day

Jab samne hote ho tum

Jab samne hote ho tum ..
Na jane kyo hosh kho baith the hai hum..
Milti hai nazar jab jab tumse..
Sab kuc bhul jate hai hum..
Hoti hai tu itne kareeb..
Phir bhi dil ki baat kehne se ruk jate hum…

Girl in shop

Girl in shop:
Koi valentine card hy
jis pe likha ho “Tum hi mery pehle or akhri pyar
ho” ??
Dukandar: Han ji hay..
Girl:
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ok 12 de do.;-)
oh zalima…

Love is Swift of foot:
Love’s a man of War,
And can Shoot,
And can Hit From Far.
Happy Valentine’s Day’ 

Valentine’s day is cancelle

Valentine’s day is cancelled… :
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mathematical proof:
14-02-12=0

Kabhi hasata hai pyaar

Kabhi hasata hai pyaar,
Kabhi rulata hai pyaar,
Har pal ki yaad dilata hai yeh pyaar,
Chaho ya na chaho,
Par aapke hone ka ehsaas dilata hai yeh pyaar…

My past says you met me

My past says you met me
My future says you will care for me
My present says you will understand me
But my heart says you will
Always Remember ME!
Happy Valentine Day!!!!’

Albert Einstein

I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.

Albert Einstein

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You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.

Albert Einstein

 

Albert Einstein

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.

Albert Einstein

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein

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Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein

Determination

It is accordance with our determination to refrain from aggression and build up a sentiment and practice among nations more favorable to peace ... that we have incurred the consent of fourteen important nations to the negotiation of a treaty condemning recourse to war, renouncing it as an instrument of national policy.
 

Reality

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

Golden Words Dr Abdul Kalaam

Dr Abdul Kalaam........"It Is Very Easy To Defeat Someone, But It
Is Very Hard To Win Some

Golden Words Shakespeare

Shakespeare............."Coin Always Makes Sound But The Currency
Notes Are Always Silent. So When Your Value Increases
Keep Yourself Calm and Silent"

Golden Words Hitler

Hitler....."When You Are In The Light, Everything
Follows You,
But When You Enter Into The Dark, Even
Your Own Shadow Doesn't Follow You."

Golden Words Einstein

Einstein........."I am thankful to all those who said NO to me
Its because of them I did it myself.."

Golden Words Napoleon

"The world suffers a lot. Not because of
the violence of bad people,
But because of the silence of good people!"

Golden Words Shakespare

Shakespeare.....
"Never Play With The Feelings Of Others
Because You May Win The Game
But The Risk Is That You Will Surely Lose
The Person For A Life Time".

Puk gaya hun mein

 

2 Aurten 1 drakht k neeche bethi kafi dair se baten kr rahi thin k achanak drakht se 1 Aam gira
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Pehli Aurat

... Ye Aam kese gira?
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Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k..
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Aam khud hath jorr kr bola!
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Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten sun sun kar :P :

Principle

Principle: All students must try to get above 96%..!
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Pappu: No Maam we will try for 100%..!!
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Principle: Are you Joking..???
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Pappu: Who started joking first..!?! :P :D ;)

Barishon Ke Mausam Mein

Barishon Ke Mausam Mein,
Tum Ko Yaad Karne Ki,
Aadatein Purani Hain,
Ab Ki Baar Socha Hai,
Aadatein Badal Daloon,
... Phir Khayal Aaya Ke….
Aadatein Badalne Se,
Barishain Nahi Rukteen….

Aik Aurat

Pessenger

Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;p  

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoroh ho gaye.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge
 Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga
 America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan :
 Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
HAHAHAHA

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!

jokes on pathan in urdu

Dho pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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Thesra pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D

Engineer

Aik pathan ny raod py khari car kay nichay kutty ko leta hua dekha.....

to kutty ko dum say khaincha our bola

baar nikal waada aya tu engineer!!!

Chandi Raat

Chandani raat me our bhi shiddat se aaye gi us ki yaad
Behtar hai faraz so jana sham se pehle.

Romantic shairi Chandni Raat

Chandani raat me our bhi shiddat se aaye gi us ki yaad
Behtar hai faraz so jana sham se pehle.

Shairi Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai

Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,
Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,
Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay,
Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai..

Shairi Apni KHAMOSH zindagi main

Apni KHAMOSH zindagi main bolana mujhko,
Apni HASEEN khuwab ki TASVEER banana mujhko,
Main jo POCHON tumhara HAAL-e-DIL,
To apni har DHARKAN ki AWAZ sunana mujhko

Jadu He Uski Har ek Baat MeYaad

Jadu He Uski Har ek Baat MeYaad Bahut Aati Hai
Din Aur Raat Me Kal Jab Dekha
Tha Mene Sapna Rat Me Tab bhi Uska Hi
Haath Tha Mere Haath Me

Kab Yaad Main Tera Sath Nahi Kb Hath Main Tera Hath Nahi
Sad Shukr K Apni Raaton Main Ab Hijar Ki Koi Raat Nahi

Poem By Nasir Kazmi

Teri Zulfon Ke Bikharnay Ka Sabab Hai Koi
Aankh Kehti Hai Tere Dil Mein Talab Hai Koi

Aanch Aati Hai Tere Jism Ki Uryaani Se
Pairhan Hai Ke Sulagti Howi Shab Hai Koi

Hosh Uraanay Lageen Phir Chaand Ki Thandi Kirnain
Teri Basti Mein Hun Ya Khwaab-e-Tarb Hai Koi

Geet Banti Hai Tere Sheher Ki Bharpoor Hawa
Ajnabi Mein Hee Nahi TU Bhee Ajab Hai Koi

Lye Jaati Hain Kisi Dehaan Ki Lehrain “Nasir”
Door Tak Silsila Taak-e-Tarb Hai Koi

How BEDROOM Smells After MARRIAGE

How BEDROOM Smells After
MARRIAGE:

1st 3 years ------
Perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate,
... Strawberry, Grapes.

.. After 3 YRS-------
Baby Powder, Johnsons Cream &
Lotions, Baby
oils
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After 15YRS-------Zan duBalm,
Vicks, Iodex, Relispray….
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After 40 YRS------- Agarbatti

Children Poem Acha Bacha

pyare bacho suno kahani

pyare bacho suno kahani
kahti then ye mairi nani
paryon ki ik basti thi
pari vahan ik basti thi
os ka ghar tha bara hi sundar
bara hi payra
boht hi umda
os ka ghar tha thnda thnda
ice cream ka bana hoa
os k ghar ik paider laga tha
paider (tree)main choclate lagti theen
paryon ki os basti main
ik juice ka darya bahta tha
os juice ko paryan peetien theene
or bare maze say jeeti theen
maloom hay bacho ap ko ye
chanda pay vo paryan rahti theen
chanda say hi khaila karti theen
tare on k dost thay sare
cute cute say pyare pyre

urdu children poems Murgha Bola

 MURGHA BOLA

Fm Radio

ایف ایم ریڈیو چینلز کے آنے سے ایک فائدہ ضرور ہوا ہے کہ وہ لڑکیاں جو بیچاری گھروں میں بیٹھی رہتی تھیں اور ماں باپ کے ڈر سے کسی غیر مرد سے بات نہیں کرتی تھیں‘ اب رات کو اطمینان سے کسی’’جنید بھائی‘‘ سے آن ایئر بات بھی کرتی ہیں ‘ آواز کی تعریف بھی کرتی ہیں اور پسند کا گانا بھی سن لیتی ہیں۔’’جنید بھائی ‘‘ ...بھی آواز کا زیروبم مزید خمارآلود بناتے ہوئے پندرہ سو روپے میں رات دو گھنٹے تک آہیں بھرتے ہیں‘ بے وزن شعر گنگناتے ہیں اوریہ ثابت کرنے میں پوری طرح کامیاب رہتے ہیں کہ وہ ایک رومانٹک شخصیت کے مالک ہیں اور ساغر صدیقی سے ناصر کاظمی تک ان کے نہایت قریبی مراسم رہے ہیں۔رات کے میزبانوں کو وحید مراد اور دن کے میزبانوں کو شوخ و چنچل شاہ رخ بننے کا جنون ہوتاہے۔ دن کے وقت یہ مائیک منہ کے اندر ڈال کر اتنی خوش خوش اور تیز بات کرتے ہیں کہ کوئی مائی کا لال اندازہ نہیں لگا سکتا کہ بیس منٹ پہلے یہ ڈالے کے پیچھے لٹک کر سٹوڈیو پہنچے ہیں۔
کئی میزبان لڑکیوں کی تو بات بات پہ اتنی ہنسی چھوٹتی ہے کہ ریڈیو سننے والا دانت پیس کر اپنی بیوی کو کوسنے لگتاہے۔اِن میں زیادہ تر وہ ہوتی ہیں جن کی شکل ان کی آواز کے بالکل مخالف ہوتی ہے۔گھر میں شوہر ان سے ڈرتے جھجکتے تھوڑی سی بھی پیار کی بات کرے تو پنجے جھاڑ کے پیچھے پڑ جاتی ہیں لیکن آن ایئر اتنی محبت سے کالز کا جواب دیتی ہیں کہ ’’چوبرجی کے اجمل‘‘ کی ایک دفعہ بھی کال مل جائے تو سارا دن اپنے پان کے کھوکھے پر بیٹھا حسین خیالوں میں کھویا رہتاہے

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Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station

A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. D...uring that time, since it was rush hour, it was calculated that 1,100 people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.

Three minutes went by, and a middle aged man noticed there was musician playing. He slowed his pace, and stopped for a few seconds, and then hurried up to meet his schedule.

A minute later, the violinist received his first dollar tip: a woman threw the money in the till and without stopping, and continued to walk.

A few minutes later, someone leaned against the wall to listen to him, but the man looked at his watch and started to walk again. Clearly he was late for work.

The one who paid the most attention was a 3 year old boy. His mother tagged him along, hurried, but the kid stopped to look at the violinist. Finally, the mother pushed hard, and the child continued to walk, turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children. All the parents, without exception, forced them to move on.

In the 45 minutes the musician played, only 6 people stopped and stayed for a while. About 20 gave him money, but continued to walk their normal pace. He collected $32. When he finished playing and silence took over, no one noticed it. No one applauded, nor was there any recognition.

No one knew this, but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the most talented musicians in the world. He had just played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, on a violin worth $3.5 million dollars.

Two days before his playing in the subway, Joshua Bell sold out at a theater in Boston where the seats averaged $100.

This is a real story. Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste, and priorities of people. The outlines were: in a commonplace environment at an inappropriate hour: Do we perceive beauty? Do we stop to appreciate it? Do we recognize the talent in an unexpected context?

One of the possible conclusions from this experience could be:

If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world playing the best music ever written, how many other things are we missing?"

if you’re rejected, ACCEPT

if you’re rejected, ACCEPT. If you feel unloved, LET GO. If they choose someone over you, MOVE ON. Because in love being optimistic is the best thing to do. REMEMBER: In every, NO from someone is YES to someone better.

Line To Understand

Line To Understand….. ..
Ehsaas Badal Jaate Hai Bus Aur Kuch
Nahi..
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Warna
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Mohabbat Aur Nafrat Ek Hi Dil Se
Hoti Hai…

Jo Meri Ankho Pe Marta Tha

Jo Meri Ankho Pe Marta Tha
Meri Baton Pe Marta Tha
Na Janay Shakhs Tha Kesa?
Mujhy Khony Se Darta Tha
Wo Jab B Bat Karta Tha
Yehi Har Bar Kehta Tha
Suno
Agar Me Bhol Jaon To
Agar Me Roth Jaon To
Kabhi Wapis Na Aon To
Bhula Pao Gay Sab Kuch Kia
Yohi Hanste Raho Gay Kia?
Yohi Sajte Raho Gay Kia?
Yehi Baten Thi Bus Uski,
Yehi Yaden Thin Bus Uski
Muje Malom Hay Bus Itna
“Yaar ”
Muje Wo Piyar Karta Tha
Muje Khony Se Drta Tha

Rutha jo pyar hum se Dubara nhi mila

Rutha jo pyar hum se Dubara nhi mila
Kya bewafa tha shakhs Dubara nhi mila

Ik bar aa gya tha sailab aankh mein
Darya ko us k bad kinara nhi mila

Mujh ko bhi raas ata nhi Dusra koi
Usko bhi mere jesa sahara nhi mila

Barson se phir rha tha jis ki talaash mein
Wo mil gya to us se sitara nhi mila

TUM HE NAY SAFAR KARWAYA THA

TUM HE NAY SAFAR KARWAYA THA MOHABBAT KI KASHTI PEE
ABB NAZRAIN NAA CHURA MUJHAY DOOBTA HOVA DEKH KER

 

HAZAAR CHEHROUN MEIN

HAZAAR CHEHROUN MEIN USKI MUSHABTEN MILI MUGKO MOHSIN
PER DIL KI BEE ZID THI WO NAHIN TO US JESA BEE NAHIN

Kisi Ne Poocha Mohabbat Kiya Hai ?

Kisi Ne Poocha Mohabbat Kiya Hai ? Samandar nay kaha Mohabbat samandar key gehraiyo may chepie hoe eik seepe hai Jiss may chahat jessa anmol moti mojood hai Baadal nay kaha Mohabbat eik ~dhanak hai Jiss may har Rang Nomaya hota hai... Shairr nay kaha Mohabbat eik esse ghazal hai Jo har eik sunay walay kay dil may uttar te chali jate hai Saaz nay kaha Mohabbat eik essa geet hai Jo Dil may uttar jata hai Malee nay kaha Mohabbat gulshan kay phool key woh dilkash khusboo hai Jiss may sara gulshan mehak uttah hai Ankhon nay kaha Mohabbat ansoo ka samandar hai jo kisse kay intezar may khamoshi say behta hai Dil nay kaha Mohabbat kisse ko Khamoshi say chahay janay ka naam hai kay aakhire waqt bhee Izhar na kiya jay Naseeb nay kaha Mohabbat wala duniya ka khush Kismat tareen insaan hai Aur jiss kay Dil may Mohabbat nahin Woh duniya ka Badd Tareen shakhs Hai Nafrat nay kaha Aakhiri Jeet Mohabbat ki Hoti hai

Saj sakti ha mehfil-e-december

Saj sakti ha mehfil-e-decembr abi kuch lamhe baqi ha
Agr chaho,Agr samjho,Meri mano,to loat Aao

Apni KHAMOSH Zindagi Main Bolana Mujhko

Apni KHAMOSH Zindagi Main Bolana Mujhko
Apni HASEEN Khuwab Ki TASVEER Banana Mujhko

Main Jo POCHON Tumhara HAAL-E-DIL
To Apni Har DHARKAN Ki AWAZ Sunana Mujhko

After Big Success Of

After Big Success Of:- . . . . . . . .
MS Word . . . . . . . .
MS Excel . . . . . . . .
MS Power Point etc., . . . . . . . .
Microsoft Launched New software related to cricket . . . . . . . . .
MS Dhoni

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.


Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi.

Jao Rey Tum Bhi Pathan Nikla

Ek Pathan Bandooq Le Kar Machchli Ka Shikaar Karny Jungle Main Gaya.

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Jao Rey Tum Bhi Pathan Nikla,
Joke To Uppar He Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.

Karhai Nahin Karwani

Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:

Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.

Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?

Nurse: 3000

Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.

Karhai Nahi Karwani.

Camera Wala Hai

Pathan: O Yara! Ye Bakra Kitne Ka Hai?

Aadmi: 28000 Ka.

Pathan Hairaan Ho Kar:
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Camera Wala Hai?

Aik Pathan Darwaze pe Gun Liye Khara Tha

Aik Pathan Darwaze pe Gun Liye Khara Tha:

Wife: Yahan Kyon Khare ho?

Pathan: Shair k Shikaar pe jaraha hun

Wife: To jao na.

Pathan: Kaise jaon, Bahar Kutta Khara Hai.

Dunya Chand Pe Pohnch Gai

Pathan Public Toilet Gaya to Deewar Pe Likha Tha:

"Dunya Chand Pe Pohnch Gai

Aur Tum Yahan Bethe Ho?"


Pathan Ne Neeche Likh Diya:

"Bas Ye Kar K Hum Bhi Ja Raha Hai"

I Need Salary Increment

Employee: I Need Salary Increment.
3 Other Companies Are After Me.

Boss: Really ... ? Which Three?

Employee: Electricity,
Telephone
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Credit Card...!!

Baby Mosquito

Baby mosquito came back after first time flying.

His dad asked him "How do you feel?"

He replied "It was wonderful, Everyone was clapping for me!"

Hamara Dushmni Hai

Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Pathan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Pathan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
Pathan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:-)

Kabar

ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.

Billi Dum Kion Hilate He?

billi dum kuy hilate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti

Practice makes man prefect

Practice makes man prefect,
Then what about Women????

Any guesses????

Women are born Perfect :D

Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi,
Bas ladkiyon ko Accha lage..
Isi liye Post kar diya :D

ایک آدمی نے اپنی تقریر میں کہا

kute-chickz

ایک آدمی نے اپنی تقریر میں کہا:
میری زندگی کے سب سے سہانے شب و روز جس عورت کے پیار میں گزرے
وہ عورت میری بیوی نہیں تھی۔
حاضرین کو سانپ سونگھ گیا کہ یہ بندہ سرعام کیا کہہ رہا ہے؟
تھوڑے توقف کے بعد ان صاحب نے کہا
... جی، وہ عورت کوئی اور نہیں میری ماں تھی۔
۔۔
ایک صاحب کو یہ بات بہت اچھی لگی
اس نے سوچا کیوں ناں گھر جا کر اس کا تجربہ کر لے
سیدھا کچن میں گیا جہاں اس کی بیوی انڈے فرائی کر رہی تھی
اسے کہا کہ میری زندگی کے سب سے سہانے شب و روز جس عورت کے پیار میں گزرے
وہ عورت کم از کم تم نہیں تھی
چار دن کے بعد جب ان صاحب کے منہ سے پٹیاں اتاری گئیں
اور تیل کی جلن کچھ کم ہوئی تو بولے
کاپی پیسٹ ہمیشہ بھی سود مند نہیں ہوا کرتا۔

:P :P :

 

Cell Phone

Why Japan gets several earthquakes??? Because Rajnikanth had lost his cell phone in Japan on vibrating mode...

Shadow

Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai
Rajni: ok..
Next day
Gf: Hey where the hell is My Shadow?

I am kanth, Rajnikanth

once James bond shoot a person and say I am bond, James bond.

climax:~

but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says

i m kanth, rajnikanth

Emran hashmi

Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as.
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Emran hashmi.

Gal: kya tum mere ashiq ho?

Gal: kya tum mere ashiq ho???
boy: haan

gal:to phir mujhe chand,taare,duniya ki saari daulat-khushiya do.


boy: tumhara ashiq hu RAJNIKANTH nai hun..

There comes a time in our life

There comes a time in our life that we need to choose between turning the page or closing the book'
Take courage in choosing between them, because both are painful to be chose.































































 

Dekha To Aik Dard Ka Darya qareeb Tha

Khlish E Dil

Dasht-e-Wafa Men Pyaas Ka Aalam Ajeeb Tha,

Dekha To Aik Dard Ka Darya qareeb Tha.

Guzray Jidhar Jidhar Se Tamanna Ke Qaafilay,
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Har Har Qadam Pe Aik Nishaan-e-Saleeb Tha.

Kuch Aisi Meharban To Na Thi Hum Pe Zindagi,

Kyun Har Koi Jahan Mein Hamara Raqeeb Tha?

Kya Kya Lahu Se Apne Kiya Hum Ne SurKharoo,

Us Door K Nagar Ko Jo Dil K Kareeb Tha.

Apna Pata Tou usne Diya Tha Mujhay “QATEEL”

Me Khud Hi Kho Gaya To Ye Mera Naseeb Tha

Dil ki Qeemat To Mohabat Ke Siwa Kuch Na Thi

 

 

Dil ki Qeemat To Mohabat Ke Siwa Kuch Na Thi..

Jo Bhi Milay Surat Ke Khareedar Milay....!!!!!!

Jo Chalay to Jaan se Guzar Gaye

Jo Chalay to Jaan se Guzar Gaye"
tujhe kya khabar mere hal ki
mere dard mere malal ki

ye mere khyal ka silsila,
... kisi yad se hai mila hua,
usy dekhna usy sochna meri zindagi ka hai faysla,

ye usi ki palkon k saye hen
meri rooh me jo utar gaye
ye janoon-e-manzil-e-ishq hai
jo chalay to jaan se guzar gaye...

Muje is mukam pe chorna
hai ye be-wafai ki intaha..!
k qafas ho jaise khuli qaza
nhi sukh ka saans mein loon sada

jinhe teri deed ki pyas thi,
wo katore neno se bhar gaye,

Ye janun e manzil e ishq hai
jo chalay to jaan se guzar gaye

Dfnane se pehle merey dil ko nikal lena faraaz

Dfnane se pehle merey dil ko nikal lena faraaz.....

Kahin khak me na mil jaein mere dil me rehne wale...!! ♥ ♥

Koi roothey agar tum se usey foran mana lena

Koi roothey agar tum se usey foran mana lena....

Ana ki jang mein aksar judai jeet jati hey.........!!

Shab E Tanhai

Shab E Tanhai

Din To Guzar Hi Jata Hai Logon Ki Bheed Me
Kartey Hain Basar Raat Main Aur Meri Tanhai

Saanson Ka Kya Bharosa Kab Chod Jain Saath
Laikin Rahainge Saath, Main Aur Meri Tanhai
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Aaye Na Tumhe Yaad Kabhi Bhul Kar Bhi hum
Kartey Hain Tumhe Yaad Main Aur Meri Tanhai

Aa Ke Paas Kyon Door Ho Gaye ???? Hum Se
Kartey Hain Teri Talash Main Aur Meri Tanhai

Tum Ko Rakhain Gay Saath Zeenat Bana Ke Ghar Ki
Reh Jain Phir Na Tanha Main Aur Meri Tanhai..!

(¯`v´¯)
`•.¸.•´`•.¸.❤`•.¸.
¸¸.•*❤ ♥ ✿ •*¨`*•.♥ ♥ღ Shab E Tanhai ᾷḽ ღ ♥

Mere Dosto Kuch To Saath Nibha Jaao Tum
Saj Rahi Hai Meri Maiyat Ke Ab To Aajao Tum
Chali Hoon Aaj Mein Hokar Ruksat Is Jahan Se Tumhare
Ho Sake To Kandha Mujhko Laga Jaao Tum
Aane Se Phele Ek Wadaa Karna Hoga
... Na Royoge Jab Mujhe Dafnaoge Tum
Bana Kar Mere Lafzo Ko Adhuri Si Khushi
Sada Apne Labo Par Sajaoge Tum
Waqt Beete Chahe Jitna Na Yaad Karna Mujhe
Ho Sake To Bas Maaf Karna Mujhe
Khwaab Adhura Lal Jode Mein Mere Sajne Ka Reh Gaya
Ab Mujhe Safed Kafan Se To Sajaoge Tum

LIFE IS NT MP3 PLAYR 2
PLAY UR FAVOURITE SONGS,
IT IS LIKE A RADIO U MUST
ADJST URSELF 2ENJOY WHT
EVR COMES IN IT...!!!

wasi Shah Poetry

Haaye Wo Lamha Ke Jab Tujh Se Shanasaayi Howi
Phir Jo Honi Thi Meri Jaan Wo Ruswaayi Howi
Apni Nakaam Mohabbat Ka Na Yun Charcha Karo
Zakham Barh Jaye Ga Gar Is Ki Paziraayi Howi
Phir Zamanay Mein Kisi Ne Ose Dekha Na Suna
Tere Darbaar Mein Jis Shakhs Ki Shanwaayi Howi
Jab Teri Yaad Ko Koi Bhi Thikaana Na Milay
Meri Baahon Mein Chali Aati Hai Ghabraayi Howi

Wasi Shah

Ajeeb saanehaa guzraa hai mujh pe aaj ki sham,
Main aaj shaam tumhare hijar main udaas na tha,
Ab aik saal to yeh aik gham hi kaafi hai,
Tumhari salgiraah par bhi tumhare paas na tha..

Wasi Shah Poetry

Apna to chahton mein yehi ik asool hai,
Tera bhalaa bura humain sab kuch qubool hai,
Yeh umar bhar ka jaagna bekaar hi na jaye,
Tu naa mila to saari reyaazat fazool hai,
Khud hi kaha tha tu ne meri jaan chorr de,
Ab chorr di to kyon tera chehra malool hai,
Aye Maan yeh meri shohrtain meri yeh iztain,
Kuch bhi nahin bass tere kadmon ki dhool hai,
Aayi jo teri yaad to aankhain barass parri,
Iss waqt tere dard ka dil per nazool hai,
Ik doosrey ke waastey dono baney Wasi,
Guldaan mera dil hai teri yaad phool hai..

Wasi Shah

Ye Kab Kaha Tha Nazaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai ?
Mujhe Tou Chaand Sitaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai,
Main Dushmanon K Kisi Waar Se Nahi Darta,
Mujhe To Apne Hi Yaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai,
Khiza Ka Jabar Tou Seene Pay Rok Lete Hain,
Hamein Udaas Bahaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai,
Mile Hain Dosto Besaakhiyon Se Gham Itne,
Mere Badan Ko Sahaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai….
Main Iltifaat Ki Khandaq Se Door Rehta Hun,
Ta’alluqaat K Gaaron Se Khauf Aata Hai..

Wasi Shah Poetry

Sochta Hoon Ke Usay Neend Bhi Aati Hogi
Ya Meri Tarah Faqat Ashk Bahati Hogi
Wo Meri Shakal Mera Naam Bhulanay Wali
Apni Tasweer Se Kia Aankh Milati Hogi ?
Is Zameen Pe Bhi Hay Selaab Meray Ashkon Say
Meray Matam Ki Sada Arsh Helati Hogi
Shaam Hotay Hi Wo Chokhat Pay Jala Kar Shamain
Apni Palkon Pay Kaii Khowab Sulati Hogi
Us Nay Silwa Bhi Liye Hongay Siya Rang Lebaas
Ab Moharram Ki Tarah Eid Manati Hogi
Hoti Hogi Meray Bosay Ki Talab Main Pagal
Jab Bhi Zulfon Main Koii Phool Sajati Hogi
Meray Tareek Zamano Say Nikalnay Wali
Roshni Tujh Ko Meri Yaad Dilati Hogi
Dil Ki Masoom Ragain Khud Hi Sulagti Hogi
Joon Hi Tasweer Ka Kona Wo Jalati Hogi
Roop Day Kar Mujhay Us Main Kisi Shehzaday Ka
Apnay Bachon Ko Kahani Wo Sunati Hogi

q yad ho kuch yad nahi

yado me teri yad thi,
kia yad thi kuch yad nahi,
teri yad me sab bhol gaye,
kia bhol gaye kuch yad nahi,
yad ho tum sirf yad ho tum,
q yad ho kuch yad nahi.

If I could have just one wish

If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.
- Courtney Kuchta -

meri ankh main jhalak teri

meri ankh main jhalak teri
meri saans main mehak teri
mere gumaan main weham tera
meri neend main khuwab tere
mere dill main dharkan teri
mere jism main ooh teri
mere sog main rog tera
mere dar main khauf tera
meri tanhai main baten teri
mere hathon main lams tera
mere khayal main jeet teri
mere ishq main bazi teri

lo sunao zindagi ki dastaan meri
main tera aur meri muhabbat bhi teri

Ek dil mere dil ko zakham de gaya

Ek dil mere dil ko zakham de gaya,
Zindagi bhar jine ki kasam de gaya
Lakhon phulon mein se 1 phool chuna hum ne IMDAD,
Jo kanto se b gehri chuban de gaya

love is not how u forget but how u forgive

love is not how u forget but how u forgive.
not how u listen but how u understand.
not what u see but what u feel
& not how u let go but how u hold on.

Kabhi kisi se Zikar-e-Judai nahi karna

Kabhi kisi se Zikar-e-Judai nahi karna,
Iss dil se kabhi ruswaai mat karna 


Jub Dil uth jae hum se tu bata dena,
Na bata kar Bewafi mat karna

Bohat sakoon se huyi band aankh

Bohat sakoon se huyi band aankh uss lamha,
Jab us ne hath mein thaami meri kalaayi hai..

Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se

Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se..Sanam. 
Yadaon me uski yeh Dil tadpta raha .. 
Maut bhi meri Chahat ko rok na saki.. 
Kabr me bhi yeh Dil Dhadkta raha. 

UN ko dekha to kesi cheez ki

UN ko dekha to kesi cheez ki GumshudGi ka Andesha Huwa,,,,,
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Hath Seeny Pay Jb Rakha tO D!L MoujOOd Na Tha.....♥..............!!!

Wife: Khana kha lia?

Wife: Khana kha lia?
Husbnd: Khana kha lia?
Wife: Btao na.
Husbnd: Btao na.
Wife: Meri naqal!
Husbnd: Meri naqal!
Wife:"I Love u"
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Husband: Han Khana kha lia :D

Hayrat say saray lafz usay dekhty rahay

Hayrat say saray lafz usay dekhty rahay...
Baton main apni baat kaisay badal gaya...!

Na karo Takraar

Na karo Takraar , Mujhey tmhara he khayal Hai...

Phr Bat se Bat nikley gi...or tm Rooth jao Gay...

Hai mukhaalif zamaana kidhar jaaein hum

Hai mukhaalif zamaana kidhar jaaein hum
Haalat-e-bekasi kisko dikhlaie hum

Hum Tumhaare bhikaari hain Ya Mustafa(Sallalahu Aalehe Wassalam)
Kiske aage bhalaa haath phailaayein hum
Bhar do jholi meri Ya Shahe-e-Madeena(Sallalahu Aalehe Wassalam)

Lout kar mein na jaon ga khalii

Kuch Nawason ka Sadqa Ataa ho
Dar pe aaya hoon bankar sawaali

Palat Kar Ankh Nam Karna Hamin Hargiz Nhn Ata

Palat Kar Ankh Nam Karna Hamin Hargiz Nhn Ata 

Gay Lamhon Ka Gham Karna Hamin Hargiz Nhn Ata

Muhabbat Ki to Be,had Ki Or Nafrat Ki Ti Be,pnah..!

Koi B Kaam Kam Karna Hamin Hargiz Nhn ata

Kash mujhe tu dekh sakta raat k us pehr main

Kash mujhe tu dekh sakta raat k us pehr main,,,
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K kitni be dardi se teri yaad meri neend chura leti hai..:(

Why Complicate Life?

Ek Pathan PCO Shop Per Gaya

Ek Pathan PCO shop per gaya.
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Or
Punjabi Operator ko
Zordar
2
Thappar lagaye
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Guess Q
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Bcz
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Shop pr likha
Tha
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Number milane c pehly
2 lagana
Mat bholain.

Aik Dafa Aik Pathan

Aik dafa aik Pathan cycle par gungunathe jaa raha tha ,Raasthay may us nay 1 Punjabi aurath ko cycle se maar diya.
Aurath : Andhay ho kia break nahin maar sakthay?
Pathan : Poora cycle maar diya ab break maarnay se kiya fayedaa.

 

Pathan Ne Pocha Ye Kaise Pee Rahey Ho

Aik Punjabi buji hue ciagrate pee raha tha
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Pathan ne pocha ye Kaise pee rahey ho
Dhuwan to nikal nhi raha.
Punjabi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pee hai.

Eik Phatan bank lootne gaya

Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

Kyon?

Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do."

Pathan Raat Ko Machardani Laga Kar

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.


 

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena

Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.

Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?

Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai

A boy 2 pathan

A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.


Pathan: Kaise?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

koi shaks aisy badal gya

meri rooh jesay kuchal gya,
koi shaks aisy badal gya,
ye kis ka harf-e- dua raha,
k main girty girty sanbhal gya,
teri yaad jab aany lagi,
... mera dard jesy behal gya,
meri qismaton ka qaafla,
kisi aur janib nikal gya,
tumhain dekhty hain bysabab,
koi khawab mera machal gya,
mera patharon sa garoor tha,
magar tery aagey pighal gya...

Kuch To Kia Chalo Tabah Hi Sahi

Muntazir Thay Teri Inayat Ky,
Kuch To Kia Chalo Tabah Hi Sahi..

Humain Muhabat Hai Tm se Pagal

Bs Ak mafi,Hamari Tooba..
Kabhi jo Hum Sataen tumko..
Lo Hath joray.....
Lo Kan pakrey..
Ab or Kesy Manaen Tumko.....
... ...Jo Such Kahain tou.
Ghusay ne or Dilkash bana dia hai..
Hamary Maan ko tou soojhti hai..
K or ghusa dilain tumko..
Gou k tm ab tak hamari nazron
k sab taqazon sey Be-khabar ho..
Humain Muhabat Hai Tm se Pagal..
Ab Our Kesy Batain Tumko...

 

 

Bhura nahi Socha

Bhura nahi Socha, Humne kabhi bhi kisi ka___!!

Jiski jaisi Soch, Usne vaise he jaana mujhe___!!

Mai Ishq Ka

Mai Ishq Ka Mufti Toh Nhi Hun Magr Ye Fatwa Hai Mera,
Jo Raah Mein Chhor Jaye Wo Kafir Se Bhi Badtar Hai.

Shakespear Said

Shakespear Said:
"I Always Feel Happy.
You Know Why??
Because I Don't Expect Anything From Anyone. Expectations Always Hurt...!

Judai

Us Ko Tou Kho Diya Hai Ab Najane Kis Ko Khona Hai,
Lakeeron Mein Judai Ki Alaamat Ab Bhi Baaqi Hai

Dooriyan Mita Doon

Ye Dooriyan To Mita Doon Main, Ek Pal MeiN Magar !!

Kabhi Qadam Nahi Chalte, To Kabhi Raaste Nahi Milte

Success is like your own shadow

Success is like your own shadow so if you try to catch it, you will never succeed. Just ignore it and walk on your own way. It will follow you every where.

People are not beautiful

People are not beautiful..
As they look,
As they walk
&
As they talk!

People are beautiful..
As they sincere,
As they care
&
As they remember..!!

Urdu Children Poem Bed time Story DADI AMMA

 

Urdu Alphabet jingle

Chidren Poetry Humpty Dumty

Children Poem Ba Ba Black Sheep

Children Poem Chnda Mama Door Ke

Pahar Aur Glehri Bachon ke liye

Aalo Mian Urdu Funny Poem for Children

chidren poetry Bakry re Bakry

Ms. Brooks & Harry

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."


Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade"

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.

Don't Quit

Don't Quit

When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all up hill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.
Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don't give up though the pace seems slow--
You may succeed with another blow,
Success is failure turned inside out--
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far;
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit--
It's when things seem worst that you must not quit.

Imagine bank credits $86400 daily into your account

Imagine there is a bank account that credits your account each morning with $86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day.
Every evening the bank deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out every cent, of course?
Each of us has such a bank. It's name is TIME.
Every morning, it credits you with 86,400 seconds.
Every night it writes off as lost, whatever of this you have failed to invest to a good purpose.
It carries over no balance. It allows no over draft. Each day it opens a new account for you. Each night it burns the remains of the day.
If you fail to use the day's deposits, the loss is yours. There is no drawing against "tomorrow."
You must live in the present on today's deposits. Invest it so as to get from it the utmost in health, happiness and success!
The clock is running!! Make the most of today.

To realise the value of ONE YEAR, ask a student who failed a grade.

To realise the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.

To realise the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realise the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.

To realise the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who just missed a train.

To realise the value of ONE SECOND, ask someone who just avoided an accident.

To realise the value of ONE MILLISECOND, ask the person who won a silver medal at the Olympics.

Treasure every moment that you have! And treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time with. And remember time waits for no one.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why its called the present

A LOGICAL SOLUTION

A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

New Wedding Style

New Wedding Style

Molvi: Do you Agree to Change your Facebook Status from Single to Married???

Boy: Yes, Yes, Yes
...
Girl: Yes, Yes, Yes

Molvi: Congratulation..
Your Profile Updated Successfully. You are now Husband nd Wife.
You May now upload your Wedding Picture and don't Forget to Tag me.. :D :P :O

Second Chance

Why give that person a second chance, when there's someone out there waiting for the first? ♥

Do you Realize

Do you realize that a woman's ''I'll be ready in five minutes.'' and a guy's '' I'll be home in five minutes.'' are exactly the same?

I have many talents

I have many talents... For example Sleeping

People never remember

People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.

12 signs your falling in love

12 signs your falling in love*

12. You'll read his/her txts over and over again...
11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...
10. You'll pretend 2 be shy whenever you're with him/her...
9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat faster and faster...
8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.
7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other people around you...you can only see that person...
6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.
5. He/She becomes all you think about
4. You'll get high just by their smell...
3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them..
2. You'll do anything for him/her...
1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.....

People will forget

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

When a GIRL

When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind
When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around
When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a
few seconds,
She is not at all fine
When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying
When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever
When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention
When a GIRL sms's u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once
When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it
When a GIRL says that she can't live
without you,
She has made up her mind that you are
her future
When a GIRL says "i miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more
than that.

The spaces between your fingers

The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in.

Meeting you

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control."

Have you ever wondered

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

We come to love

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS

"WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS"
- Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
- Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
- Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
- Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.

WHAT EACH KISS MEANS

"WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...

Do hi Bazauq admi hain

Do hi Bazauq admi hain Adam
mei hua ya mera Raqeeb hua !

Abdul Hameed Adam

Parwanay ko sham’ma pe

Parwanay ko sham’ma pe jal k kuch tou milta hoga ~Mohsin~
Sirf marnay ki khatir tou koi jaan nahi deta….!!

Smile

Smile even through your tears, Be Strong even through your fears. It's not what you know, it's what you do with what you know.

If you don't go after

If you don't go after what you want, you'll never get it. If you dont ask, the answer is always no. If you never step forward, you're always in the same place

True Value

Anything is valuable only in 2 situations:
One: Before getting it.
Two: After loosing it.
In between, one doesn’t realize its true value.

Hope

When the world says give up, hope whispers try one more time.
Find something worth dying for, then live for it....

Minnatain kr k usay manana tha

Minnatain kr k usay manana tha.

Usay b door mujhe b door jana tha.

Nibhatay kis tarah dosti apni.

Chand pe uska ghar zameen pe apna thikana tha.

Soch K Tere Bare Mein Muskurate Hain Hum

Soch K Tere Bare Mein Muskurate Hain Hum,

Sab Ko Kahani Tumhari Sunate Hain Hum,

Jab Bhi Yaad Karte Hain Apko!
Sari Duniya Ko Us Waqt Bhool Jate Hain Hum...!!

1 Pathan Ko Road Pe

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola


"khair Mubarak" ;p : )

Pathan Thought "LOL" Meant

Pathan thought "LOL" meant "lots of love".
So one Day His Friend's Mother Died. He Sent him the Following text
''Sorry 2 Hear About the Death of Your Mother, plz take care LOL" :D

1 pathan jahaz mein

1 pathan jahaz m 1 seet pr beth gaya aur wahan se uthne ka nam hi nhi le raha tha,logon ne bht minaten ki mgr wo na mana wo keh raha tha k khan ka zaban 1 hai hum apna faisla nhi badlega,to 1 shakhs aya aur usy kan m kuch kaha to faorn uthkr agli seet pr beth gya,log heran ho gay aur us shkhs se puch k tune usy kya kaha jo wo man gaya,
Admi ! Main kaha k khan ap kahan jaoge?to pathan ne kaha k dubai,to maine kaha k dubai ki seet agli h ye lahor ki seet h.

Pathan Ki 2 Beveyan

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola




hum kya Pagal Hai. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hai?

Pathan Galti Se Samunder

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya.... Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi....use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le...;-)

College Ki Ladki Se Bola

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

Humans Are Soluble in Water

A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded

"Humans r Soluble in Water"

Tumse Ye Kaisa Rishta He

'Riwaj to yehi he Dunia ka mil jana bichar jana!


Tum se ye kaisa rishta he, na milne ka na bichrne ka!'

Pakistan Tehreek-e-insaaf"mein

'Teacher: PAPPU Btao k gunaahgar log touba karny k baad kahan Jaatay hain ??
Pappu:
Sir g...
"Pakistan Tehreek-e-insaaf"mein"'

GEO Sheikhoooo

'Sheikh ki Dukan mein likha tha:
'Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 Saal ki Umr k logon ko dia jaye ga,
.
.
.
.
.
wo b Un k waliden se pooch kar .
GEO Sheikhoooo.:-)'

Building K 100th Floor

'1 Building K 100th Floor Pr 3 Dost Rehty Thy
1 Din Lift khrab Thi
Unho Ny Sirrhiyon Sy uper Jany Ka Faisla Kia
Boriyat Sy Bachny K Liy Ye Decide Kia K
1st Frnd Kisi Jang Ki Story Sunaega
2nd Koi Funy Story.
Or 3rd Koi Sad Story.
Is trah 100th Flor Tk Phnch Jaegy
1st Ny Jng Ki Story Sunai Or 50 Flr Tk Phnch Gay
2nd Ny Funy Story Sunai Or Wo 99 Flor Pr Phnch Gay
Phr 3rd Ny Sad Story Sunaty Huy Rone Lga Or Kaha k
FLAT di chabi gadi vich reh gai ay.'

1 bnda Bemar Huwa

1 bnda Bemar Huwa
1 Dost ney osy Hospital Janey ka Kaha
wo Hospital Chala Gya
Wahan 2 Darwazey They
1 Per "Khas bemari" or 1 per "Mamoli Bemari" Likha tha
osy Mamoli Bemari thi is Liyey wo Mamoli Bemari Waley Room main Chla Gya
Wahan Bhi 2 Drwazey they 1 Per "Khas Admi" or 1 per Aam Admi likha tha
wo Ghareeb Admi Tha is liyey Aam Admi Waley Door sey Andar Chla Gya
Andar Gaya to dekha k wo Hospital sey Bahir Tha.
"Geo Pakistan"'

Mera Vyah Ho Gaya Hai

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo,
mera vyah ho gaya hai.

Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi
factory jimmevar nahin hundi...

Where's Sukhna Lake

Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Santa Went To See a Girl for Marriage

Santa went to see a girl for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye si.

Kyun Tare Abbay Ka Valima Hai

Define a "GIRL"

The 1 who before going out 4 a party puts on
Mascara
Eye shadow
Eye liner
Lipgloss
Glitter
Rouge
Blush
Kajal
Wears d best dress wid heals
Accessories
& Still asks:
"Over to nai lag rha na"

Reply: "Nai.. Sahi hy

GIRL:"Yaar jaldi jaldi me kuch kiya hi nahi....
Socha k simple he rehny doon"

Define a "BOY"
The 1 who before going 2 party calls his frnd & asks:

"Oye, tu nahaa k aaye ga kya..?

Reply:"kyun tare abbay ka valima hai..?:-D

WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR

Ghar me practice karna

1. Aik angoor lo

2. Hath me pakro

3. Ab apnay danto k beech me rakho

4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho

WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-

Quote of the day

You cannot go on 'explaining away' for ever: you will find that you have explained explanation itself away. You cannot go on 'seeing through' things for ever. The whole point of seeing through something is to see something through it.

Achi Tab Hi Lagti Hay

be-izzati

or biwi

ek jaisi hoti hein..

achi tab hi lagti hay, jb doosray ki ho. :-)

420

70% girl sweet hoti hen,
75% beautiful,
85% intelligent,
90% masoom,


&


100% pyari hoti hen,

kul mila kar

70+75+85+90+100=sab ki sab 420 hoti hen

Email

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha k BV ko E-Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga.....

*~~InShaLLaH~~*

3 Same Things

AAP aur PEPSI may 3 cheezain same hain. 1. Sab ko pasand ho 2. Dono sweet ho Aur 3. Dono may damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hay: Hahahahahaha

Boy Proposed A Girl

Boy Proposed A Girl:
I Fell In Love Wid you the Minute I Saw you. Wil U Marry Me?

Girl:
Urdu Bolo Mujhay English Ni Aati.

Boy:
Kuch Nhi Behan, Barish Ho Rhi Ha.

Technology Has Its Own Limitations

Technology Has Its Own Limitations
Google May B D Most Powerful Search Engine
But It Can't Search N Locate
D Chappal I Lost At Masjid Last Friday!

Ki Faida

Do You Know Whats

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Classic Words

"Classic Words"

Mohabbat Kisi Aise Shakhs Ko Talah Nahi Karti Jis K Sath Raha Jaye

Mohabbat To Aise Shakhs Ko Talash Karti Hai Jis K Baghair Na Raha Jaya.

Have you ever thought
Tears are more precious than Smiles ?

You may smile for anyone,
but you would care to cry
.
.
.
only for someone special..