Kyun Tare Abbay Ka Valima Hai

Define a "GIRL"

The 1 who before going out 4 a party puts on
Mascara
Eye shadow
Eye liner
Lipgloss
Glitter
Rouge
Blush
Kajal
Wears d best dress wid heals
Accessories
& Still asks:
"Over to nai lag rha na"

Reply: "Nai.. Sahi hy

GIRL:"Yaar jaldi jaldi me kuch kiya hi nahi....
Socha k simple he rehny doon"

Define a "BOY"
The 1 who before going 2 party calls his frnd & asks:

"Oye, tu nahaa k aaye ga kya..?

Reply:"kyun tare abbay ka valima hai..?:-D